February 9, 2011

Choco Drank

Adult chocolate milk + whipped cream

It's Shake and Bake, and I helped myself to the whole thing.

Delish and oh so easy! If you aren't baking chicken, you aren't eating baked chicken. This particular day i decided to batter it which means to cake it in flour, roll it around in a raw egg then cover that with "Italian bread crumbs"- the kind you buy in the store. 350 degrees, 15 minutes flip over 15 more minutes. you can do a few min less if you wish. Obviously you can bake a few minutes longer, but I only recommend this if you like dry and possibly burned food.

Topped with Marinara sauce and Parm cheese. Incredible.

January 30, 2011

Wowwow wee wow. Hippie Burger.

A faded childhood memory mixed with pinch of dicing, a hint of slicing, and a dash of imagination.

This is a totally groovy-tastic burger. The beef patty is mixed with chopped walnuts and onions. Hell ya, right there in the beef. But, it is also stuffed with spinach and Australian Cheddar like the inside of a pot pie.

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Fish (beer batter-frozen). Lemon (mother nature). Pasta (olive oil, basil, parm).

classy. light. good.

Vegetarian Cotton Candy... Err Chocolate Salami

I've gotta admit, it tastes better when you are in Italy, it is still pretty good. It's gotta be the air quality or something; really, there is no other explanation. When I tell people this is vegetarian salami, it freaks people out, but it is. I mean, there is no meat in it, like vegetarian cotton candy. The CS is basically dark chocolate, tea biscuits, egg, sugar and a tiny bit of rum. When sliced, it resembles salami a bit more than it does in this picture.

January 21, 2011

Green Eggs and Can

Goat cheese and spinach are fantastic friends. They go everywhere together. They laugh together, cry together, and even get old together. One of their favorite things to do is getting hot and heavy with two scrambled eggs.

January 16, 2011

Spinach Spanish Burger

Did I do that?

Let truth be told, you don't need a recipe to bread and bake chicken.

First, I hit the chicken breast a few times with a meat tenderizer, mostly because it was available. Then, I mixed up some bread crumbs, flour, and egg, tossed the chicken in it and put it in a pan over olive oil. And because that wasn't perfect, I topped it with flour and bread crumbs again before putting it in the oven.

I'll be the first person to tell you, this was amazing. I'm very picky about chicken and hardly order it when I'm out because it tends to be dry, but I did something right. Something so right. I'm not trying to say I'm an amazing cook, but Einstein did say that coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous. As you can see by the picture, I paired it with spaghetti. Blah blah blah.

January 13, 2011

MacCheeVeggFish

If you ever thought mac and cheese out of box was unhealthy, you have never been so wrong!


Can-You-Be-Lazier-Casserole?

There are two ways to do this: the easy way and the easy way.

The easy way:
Heat up some frozen chicken nuggets and mix with a bag of heated up cheesy rice broccoli. Then eat it.

The easy way:
Bread and bake chicken. Make rice. Steam broccoli. Mix all cooked ingredients together and add cheese. Mix and eat.

December 7, 2010

Brain Food

Protein! It's called protein. This particular hunk of protein is 100% American Beef (probably). Protein is the most important part of a daily diet because it helps you think. Not only does it build your muscles strong, but it builds your brain strong! The stronger the brain, the more brain power one can produce, and the more brain power one produces, the smarter you are.















* I have done absolutely no research to back up my claims, but I'm pretty sure if I did, I'd have to edit this post down to only this disclaimer.

Honey, You've Got Some Nice Peaches


Sometimes inspiration will strike you in a funny place, like a sweet tooth.

November 17, 2010

You Dip, I Dip, We Dip

Cucumber Sandwich

Sometimes you want what you can have.

Fruit Wrapped and Pierced to Meat

1 Part Egg 9 Parts Delicious

Sam'mores

It isn't a S'more, it is a Sam'more, hence the correct spelling of the title. Replace the graham crackers that tend to break when you are trying to split them in two with chocolate chip cookies and kablam. Delicious campfire/stove top treats.

Awe'shoom

Step One: Put a bunch of things like spinach, diced tomatoes, diced onions, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, and spices on top of a really big mushroom.
Step Two: Bake until you feel like it's done, for me it was about 10-15 minutes.
Step Three: Eat with an audience.