A simple blog dedicated to the hasnevercookedbefore cook, the college student, the spoiled, the bachelor, the lazy and the uninformed. Any Simple Simpleton should be able to replicate the same meals with common sense.
February 9, 2011
It's Shake and Bake, and I helped myself to the whole thing.
Topped with Marinara sauce and Parm cheese. Incredible.
February 7, 2011
January 30, 2011
Wowwow wee wow. Hippie Burger.
This is a totally groovy-tastic burger. The beef patty is mixed with chopped walnuts and onions. Hell ya, right there in the beef. But, it is also stuffed with spinach and Australian Cheddar like the inside of a pot pie.
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Vegetarian Cotton Candy... Err Chocolate Salami
January 21, 2011
Green Eggs and Can
Goat cheese and spinach are fantastic friends. They go everywhere together. They laugh together, cry together, and even get old together. One of their favorite things to do is getting hot and heavy with two scrambled eggs.
January 16, 2011
Did I do that?
First, I hit the chicken breast a few times with a meat tenderizer, mostly because it was available. Then, I mixed up some bread crumbs, flour, and egg, tossed the chicken in it and put it in a pan over olive oil. And because that wasn't perfect, I topped it with flour and bread crumbs again before putting it in the oven.
I'll be the first person to tell you, this was amazing. I'm very picky about chicken and hardly order it when I'm out because it tends to be dry, but I did something right. Something so right. I'm not trying to say I'm an amazing cook, but Einstein did say that coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous. As you can see by the picture, I paired it with spaghetti. Blah blah blah.
January 13, 2011
MacCheeVeggFish
If you ever thought mac and cheese out of box was unhealthy, you have never been so wrong!



Can-You-Be-Lazier-Casserole?
The easy way:
Heat up some frozen chicken nuggets and mix with a bag of heated up cheesy rice broccoli. Then eat it.
The easy way:
Bread and bake chicken. Make rice. Steam broccoli. Mix all cooked ingredients together and add cheese. Mix and eat.
December 7, 2010
Brain Food
Protein! It's called protein. This particular hunk of protein is 100% American Beef (probably). Protein is the most important part of a daily diet because it helps you think. Not only does it build your muscles strong, but it builds your brain strong! The stronger the brain, the more brain power one can produce, and the more brain power one produces, the smarter you are. 
* I have done absolutely no research to back up my claims, but I'm pretty sure if I did, I'd have to edit this post down to only this disclaimer.
November 17, 2010
Sam'mores
Awe'shoom
Step One: Put a bunch of things like spinach, diced tomatoes, diced onions, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, and spices on top of a really big mushroom.
Step Two: Bake until you feel like it's done, for me it was about 10-15 minutes.
November 13, 2010
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