Sad and Tragic Day. Did I mention Delicious?!

Okay. So life is funny, and also reads my blog. Probably how he stays so ironic. Anyways. A few months back... riiiiight around the time I stopped posting, I found out I am hyperglycemic, so basically simple sugars in my body (carbs and sugar, AKA: half of my diet) don't break down like they should, and just chill in my veins like a week long tubing fest making me abnormally tired. Constantly.

So I've been advised, by a medical doctor, to cut way back ("eliminate") simple sugars out of my diet or I could catch the diabetes.

SO this is my last (disclaimer: this sentence might not be true) post containing carbohydrates. I found these images in my "blog pics" folder and keyboard is soaked from drool already.

Croissant

Tomatoes

Fresh mozerella

Olive oil

Basil

(S&P to taste)

"Healthier" posts to follow. I have a lot of pics to share. I hope you all are hungry.

Awe'shoom

Step One: Put a bunch of things like spinach, diced tomatoes, diced onions, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, and spices on top of a really big mushroom.

Step Two: Bake until you feel like it's done, for me it was about 10-15 minutes.

Step Three: Eat with an audience.

Speedy Savory Snack

You are late? Oh my gosh! And you haven't eaten? Hurry, read this.

Slice a tomato into a couple thick slices.

Smear Philadelphia Cream Cheese over the tops of the slices.

Get the jar of pesto out that I'm sure you own because you make all of my recipes... and spread on top of the cream cheese.

You are done! Slap those on a plate and get to where ever you are going.