Vegetarian Cotton Candy... Err Chocolate Salami

I've gotta admit, it tastes better when you are in Italy, it is still pretty good. It's gotta be the air quality or something; really, there is no other explanation. When I tell people this is vegetarian salami, it freaks people out, but it is. I mean, there is no meat in it, like vegetarian cotton candy. The CS is basically dark chocolate, tea biscuits, egg, sugar and a tiny bit of rum. When sliced, it resembles salami a bit more than it does in this picture.

Not Cake Pie

It is kind of like a cake, but not. It is pie, and also as easy as pie.

It is kind of like a dessert, but not totally horrible for you. So it can't be a dessert.

Not all pies are desserts. Chicken pot pie. Pizza pie. Meat pies. Pie charts.

Not Cake Pie- A warm, tart fruit center baked into dessert cheese and dough*

Crustless bread, spread cream cheese on both insides, add fresh berries, sprinkle brown-sugar on the fruit, and maybe honey, I can't remember if I did or not. Smooch the bread together like a empanada, and bake it until the bread becomes toasted. Easy bake pie.

*Bread is dough. But not all dough is bread.