Sweet Tortilla wRap

Hot Mami,

Baby chickadee,

Got you rolled up on a plate just for me.

Any more sugar and you'd be-

an IV-

of liquid sucrose.

A trip.

A honey drip.

Dripin' all over the plate. Place.

Making a mess in the kitchen- on your chin and face.

It's bananas, things gettin' crazy,

Split and meant to share but you's kinda lazy.

Your stomachs kinda full. Blood sugar rising,

now try to sit and work all day advertising.

A Simple Banana Split.

Oh ya... except the ice cream.

Health in yo face!

Vegetarian Cotton Candy... Err Chocolate Salami

I've gotta admit, it tastes better when you are in Italy, it is still pretty good. It's gotta be the air quality or something; really, there is no other explanation. When I tell people this is vegetarian salami, it freaks people out, but it is. I mean, there is no meat in it, like vegetarian cotton candy. The CS is basically dark chocolate, tea biscuits, egg, sugar and a tiny bit of rum. When sliced, it resembles salami a bit more than it does in this picture.

Sam'mores

It isn't a S'more, it is a Sam'more, hence the correct spelling of the title. Replace the graham crackers that tend to break when you are trying to split them in two with chocolate chip cookies and kablam. Delicious campfire/stove top treats.