And it's not fake chicken, or chicken salad, it's a fake salad with chicken. Now that that's clear, let's talk about chicken salad:
1. Chicken Salad it's not salad, it's a sandwich filling. You don't call peanut butter, "peanut butter salad". You know why? Because it doesn't make any sense, that's why. And 2. it has mayonnaise in it... What kind of salad is that? A gaining weight salad? BURRRRRRRNNing calories is what you'll need to do after you eat chicken salad.
I feel very strongly about this.
THIS salad on the other hand, is a salad with chicken on it. And it's fake because I bought frozen chicken, heated it in the oven and put it on top of lettuce, tomato and avocado with a balsamic vinaigrette on top. And while technically, this is a salad.
Oh, shut up.
