Anyways, enough sob story. There are plenty of delicious foods to be made quickly, cheaply and most importantly, yummy.
I call these babies Sushi Sandwiches Sans Rice, as implied by the title. It is cucumbers, cream cheese and soy sauce. No rice. And there is no fish either because I don't have any, but otherwise that'd be pretty delicious too.
But that's it. Super simple. Really good. It'll make you look smart too. Trust me.